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  5. @goEatMango on

    Anyways:
    Deep dive into your 🍑

    Let’s talk about something nobody wants to discuss but everyone has: ass-hair. That’s right—the fuzzy, often misunderstood foliage that grows between our cheeks. Some see it as a nuisance, others ignore it entirely, but today, we’re giving ass-hair the spotlight it deserves.

    What Is Ass-Hair, Anyway?

    Ass-hair, scientifically known as perianal hair, is the hair that grows around and between the buttocks. Like other body hair, it’s a natural part of human anatomy, though its thickness, density, and curliness vary from person to person. Some folks have a light dusting, while others sport a full-on rainforest.

    Why Do We Have It?

    Evolutionarily speaking, body hair serves several purposes:

    1. Friction Reduction – Butt cheeks rub together when we walk, run, or squat. Hair acts as a natural lubricant, reducing chafing and irritation.
    2. Temperature Regulation – Hair helps wick away sweat, keeping the area drier and less prone to bacterial growth.
    3. Protection – It acts as a barrier against dirt, bacteria, and other unwanted invaders.

    So, while you might curse your ass-hair during a particularly sweaty workout, it’s actually working hard to keep you comfortable.

    The Great Debate: To Trim or Not to Trim?

    Ass-hair maintenance is a personal choice, but here are the pros and cons of each approach:

    Leaving It Natural
    Less irritation – No shaving bumps or ingrown hairs.
    Better sweat dispersion – Hair helps manage moisture.
    Potential hygiene challenges – Requires thorough cleaning.
    May cause dingleberries – The dreaded cling-ons.

    Trimming or Removing It
    Cleaner feel – Some prefer the smoothness.
    Less bulk – Ideal for tight clothing or swimwear.
    Risk of irritation – Razor burn, waxing pain, or ingrown hairs.
    Maintenance required – Hair grows back quickly.

    If you do decide to groom, experts recommend trimming over shaving to minimize irritation. And for the love of hygiene, always use clean tools!

    Cultural and Social Perceptions

    Ass-hair is rarely discussed openly, but attitudes toward it vary:

    Ancient civilizations like the Egyptians and Romans often removed body hair for cleanliness and aesthetics.
    Modern times have seen a rise in hair removal trends, fueled by porn and beauty standards.
    Body positivity movements encourage embracing natural hair—wherever it grows.

    At the end of the day, whether you keep it, trim it, or nuke it with laser removal is entirely up to you.

    Final Thoughts: Embrace the Fluff

    Ass-hair might not be glamorous, but it serves a purpose. Whether you’re team AllNatural or team SmoothOperator, the key is hygiene and comfort. So next time you glance (or don’t glance) at your backside, remember: your ass-hair is just doing its job.

    Now go forth, and may your cheeks be ever chafe-free.

  34. @M00NST4ROFFICIAL on

    For those who dont understand,

    Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

    The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

    The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

    Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.

    Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).

    Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.

    People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.

    Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.

    n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:

    "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."

    "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".

    "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.

    Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)

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